Where'd all the good people go? NEW JERSEY!!

There's something in the drinking water. Or maybe it's just that good weather actually does put people in better moods and changes them. Yesterday while going around and doing my business, people were unusually nice. I felt like I was back in Tennessee, not in Jersey. Every person I passed made eye contact and said hi. Seriously. All of them. I kept thinking that maybe my fly was open and they were smiling cuz they were trying not to laugh, but I checked and that wasn't it. It was so weird, in a good way. That's evidence that Jerseyans aren't inherently evil.