Man I feel like a woman

This one's for the girls....

So you're sitting there chillaxin, after having just finished painting your nails. It took you the better part of the hour to get them done without any smudges or crooked lines and everything, and you're so proud of yourself because now they look like you just came back from the salon. Only then does it hit you -- that incredible urge to have to go to the bathroom. You thought you were going to be good for the next few hours when you went before you started your little nail party, but your bladder just doesn't care and quite frankly wants to see you ruin your nails five seconds after you painstakingly just finished them. And to top it all off, you're wearing the sticky jeans with 5 buttons and the belt that's gotta go under and through and over and around just to get unbuckled. That's just the worst. What a conundrum.